Anakin said no pickles
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Anakin
Tell them no pickles, Obi-Wan. Or I swear I'll find someone who respects my dietary trauma.
Obi-Wan
Anakin, it's processed meat. The pickle is the least of your worries.
Anakin
They wrote EXTRA PICKLES. That's not a mistake—it's an act of war.
Obi-Wan
Murdering the cashier won't get you a remake faster. Trust the Force. And the queue system.
Anakin
Then I offer you a final bargain, Master. Fix the burger... or I swear by all that is Sith, I will join them and force-feed you nothing but pickles for eternity.
Obi-Wan
Bold of you to assume the Sith have better condiment policies.
Anakin
Palpatine promised me unlimited fries. No pickles clause.
Obi-Wan
Next time, apprentice, use the self-serve kiosk. It fears you already.
