Amber Can't Be Fixed
Characters
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Characters in this story
- The Gardener
- Amber — another south park merch collector
Story transcript
The Gardener: Your entire existence is out of alignment.
Amber: Oh! Do you want to see my rare vampire Kyle?
The Gardener: Reality requires straight lines!
Amber: Okay! But my arm is doing a curtsy.
The Gardener: You are missing several necessary structures.
Amber: Is that why hats keep falling off?
The Gardener: Stay fixed.
Amber: I think I popped.
The Gardener: The plush is the final irregularity.
Amber: Please don't touch Kyle.
Amber: Could you fix the shelf next?