Alternates Check Into the Estrogen Empire

Leina

Alright. We just need to act normal... calm like... Please, don't do anything wild again. I don't want to sleep under a bridge again...

Sekhmet

Alright already. I'm sorry about the last time. I just lost my head when they discriminated against us for being alternates. It's frustrating.

Meta-Gurl

New girls! And they’re holding hands—adorbs! Welcome to the Estrogen Empire, lovelies!

Leina

We, uh—just need a room. Nothing fancy. Maybe soundproof?

Meta-Gurl

So, how long have you two been a 'we'? Days? Centuries? Alternate-timeline minutes?

Sekhmet

Long enough to know you’re stalling. Do we pass the girlfriend test or not?

Leina

Look, most places see 'Alternate' and whip out the banhammer. We just want a roof.

Meta-Gurl

Hey, estrogen only discriminates against drama. You bring chaos, you get the fan.

Meta-Gurl

First, each floor has a rep. If they got a free room, they'll help you. Two, the floors between 14 and 55 should have a room each, if not more

Sekhmet

What’s the catch?

Meta-Gurl

Well, just know that my bestie likes to pick a few gals to join her for her annual singing contest. Trust me, it's one party you don't wanna miss.

Leina

I can’t sing in front of anyone—my voice cracks at 'Happy Birthday'!

Meta-Gurl

Then you’d better start warming up, Princess Off-Key. You and your friend are just the type my bestie likes. Also, she's coming tomorrow at eight.