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Edgeworth: Case 2024-B-0047. Son Goku versus Nakiri Erina. The charge: unlawful expulsion from an all-you-can-eat establishment.
Erina: Your Honor, this man consumed 347 plates. Three hundred forty-seven. That's not dining, that's a natural disaster.
Goku: But it said "all you can eat"! I can eat a lot!
Gohan: (Why did I agree to defend Dad in court...)
Gohan: Your Honor, the defendant's capacity shouldn't invalidate a contract's plain language.
Erina: He ate my entire week's supply of wagyu! Look at these security photos!
Goku: They had really good meat. I was still hungry though.
Edgeworth: (347 plates... that's physically impossible for any human...)
Goku: Oh! I forgot to mention - I'm not human. I'm a Saiyan!
Edgeworth: (What kind of case have I been assigned to...)
Erina: Your Honor, Exhibit A. Security footage from my restaurant.
Goku: Those were some good plates! I counted them too!
Erina: Look at this carnage! He ate seventeen whole turkeys in one sitting!
Gohan: (Dad, please stop smiling like that's an achievement...)
Goku: I was getting warmed up! The sign didn't say "all you SHOULD eat"!
Edgeworth: (I went to law school for this...)
Erina: Ah, but the fine print! Clause 7b: "Management reserves right to eject disruptive diners."
Goku: (I didn't know saiyans could be disruptive by eating...)
Gohan: Your Honor, my father may be... enthusiastic about food, but that's not disruption!
Edgeworth: (How do I rule on Saiyan appetite law...)
Goku: But I already paid for everything! Here's the receipt for the 347 plates!
Erina: Money?! You think money fixes the art you destroyed?!
Erina: I spent years perfecting my wagyu aging technique! You inhaled it like vacuum cleaner!
Erina: Do you know what it means to refine a dish until it sings? To coax flavor from ingredients like conducting symphony?!
Erina: You reduced my life's work to mere "plate number 247!"
Gohan: But he paid you! My dad might be... excessive, but the transaction was completed!
Erina: Life isn't measured in zenny! Some things transcend monetary value!
Erina: My culinary soul was violated that day!
Goku: (Maybe I did eat too fast...)
Goku: I... I didn't know food could be someone's soul...
Erina: You... you actually understand?
Edgeworth: (Is this a legal proceeding or a cooking show?)
Goku: How about I help you cook instead? I eat a lot, but I learn fast!
Erina: (Is the Saiyan asking to be my apprentice?!)
Edgeworth: Order! This court will now render its verdict in the matter of Son Goku versus Nakiri Erina.
Goku: (Maybe I'll get to eat there again...)
Edgeworth: While the contract did specify 'all you can eat,' the court finds that 347 plates exceeds reasonable interpretation.
Edgeworth: However, the expulsion was handled improperly.
Erina: (What's the ruling...?)
Edgeworth: Judgment: The defendant is entitled to a 50% refund on their final bill. However...
Edgeworth: Son Goku is hereby banned from filing any new lawsuits for one full year.
Gohan: (Finally... it's over...)
Erina: I'm taking a vacation. Maybe Italy. Or France. Anywhere without Saiyans.
Goku: Wait! Does this mean I can't visit your restaurant when you get back?
Erina: (Maybe I'll open a new restaurant... with a 10-plate limit...)
Gohan: (Note to self: never let Dad near legal documents again...)
