Adopted by a Giantess in the Celestial Sake Aisle

Aqua

One sip of celestial sake won't hurt—

Kazuma

Put down the planet-sized booze before we become stains!

Aqua

I'm a goddess; I can handle my liquor!

Kazuma

Next time, I'm hiding in Axel's trash heap…

Fiona

Easy, little one. No one's buying you today.

Kazuma

The price tag says otherwise...

Aqua

He's worth way more if you factor in the emotional damage surcharges!

Kazuma

Shut up before she actually pays it!

Fiona

Emotional damage... explains the discount.

Kazuma

I am NOT damaged goods! I'm a perfectly functional NEET!

Aqua

Functional is... debatable.

Fiona

Perfectly functional? Then prove it—survive one night as my pocket pet.

Kazuma

This is how people end up in weird isekai situations...