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Tomoko

I—I'm looking for… experience.

Jiraiya

Kid, the only thing you'll find here is a police escort home.

Kazuma

We may be degenerates, but even we have standards. This isn't Epstein's island.

Tomoko

I knew it… I'm undateable.

Master roshi

Hey, little lady. Come back when you're eighteen—then we'll talk about 'experience.'

Master roshi

And bring proper ID!

Jiraiya

Rookie mistake—she forgot the most important ninja tool: a fake ID.

Master roshi

Gentlemen, the night is young—who's up for the 'Premium Milf Cruise'? First round's on the Turtle Hermit!