A Visit From An Old Friend, A Shape Up Of Memory
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Story transcript
Futaba Aoi: Piccolo's charging $75 for a shape up, when I was a man shape ups used to be $15.
Yamcha: Inflation, babe. Besides, Piccolo's the only guy who can get my sideburns symmetrical.
Piccolo: High-end clients pay high-end prices. Baseball royalty, remember?
Yamcha: Royalty that used to rob supply convoys with a sand strut and a wolf-fang grin. Don't forget your roots, green man.
Futaba Aoi: You sure that license isn't just a framed napkin with fancy calligraphy?
Piccolo: Keep talking and I'll give you the "recruit" special—bald spot included.
Yamcha: Cool it, big green. . Here—keep the change. Pay it forward to the next schmuck getting it out the mud.
Futaba Aoi: Tip's bigger than the bill. You sure you want to start balling like this, babe?
Piccolo: As you can see officer, my barber license is valid until 2080. Read it and weep.
Futaba Aoi: I guess it helps that Namekians just live a lot longer than us humans. Remember to stay humble, Piccolo.
Piccolo: She tells me to stay humble, the nerve. Hmm, maybe I am doing too much. Oh well, let me put my feet up for a while.