A message for Sam!
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Story transcript
Kamui Kanna: Who are you? How did you get in here?
Deadpool: Hey there, tiny dragon! I'm your friendly neighborhood universe-hopping mercenary!
Deadpool: And I need your help for a super important mission!
Kamui Kanna: Mission? What kind of mission?
Deadpool: See, there's this person named Sam watching us right now. Total dweeb. Probably eating chips while reading this.
Deadpool: Hey Sam! Your taste in fanfiction is questionable at best! And your room is a mess! Clean it up!
Kamui Kanna: I don't see anyone. Is Sam invisible?
Deadpool: Oh sweet summer child! They're beyond the fourth wall! The puppetmaster pulling our strings! And they owe me twenty bucks!
Deadpool: Oh, and Sam? Your haircut looks like a lawnmower accident!
Kobayashi: Who the hell are you and why are you in my apartment harassing Kanna?
Deadpool: Whoops! Dragon mom alert! Mission accomplished though! Later Sam, you beautiful idiot!
Deadpool: Remember to like and subscribe!