A Meltdown For The Ages Rudeus Vs Makoto
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Rudeus
So, Sailor Jupiter, still proud you zapped Asuka straight into an ICE van?
Mako
She broke the law. I break bones. We all have our hobbies. Besides, she called me a linebacker in a skirt.
Mako
Pot calling the kettle magical, Rudy. You platformed her on your podcast after her second illegal hop. Aren't you supposed to care about the border?
Rudeus
That was… alternative journalism.
Mako
Alternative to honesty, maybe.
Shinji
I—I’ve never seen someone argue back that hard. I’m… proud to stand behind you.
Mako
My husband, he's been so affectionate since I tamed, I mean married him.
Rudeus
Cut to commercial—why is nobody cutting to commercial?!