A jingle to remember
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Spamton
W-w-welcome, valued [CUSTOMERS]—tonight only, a [HOLIDAY BUNDLE] of festive [CHEER]!
Tenna
Correct, co-host! Let the yule-log ratings… begin.
Spamton
If we nail this, Santa might upgrade me from [TRASH-TIER] to [THIRD-RATE]—sing, you broken box head!
Tenna
Maestro, hit our free-to-air jingle—on my cue… 3… 2… 1—
Spamton
Deck the halls with [SPECIAL OFFERS]—fa-la-la-la-la, [BUY NOW]!
Tenna
Tis the season for prime-time viewers—fa-la-la, don't touch that dial.
Spamton
Oh [CENSORSHIP]! I got too passionate and slammed the microphone!
Spamton
S-sorry, limited [WARRANTY]…on refund?
Tenna
Next week on 'Holiday Outtakes'—we sell the broken mic as [MERCH] to compensate your time viewers!