A jingle to remember
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Story transcript
Spamton: W-w-welcome, valued [CUSTOMERS]—tonight only, a [HOLIDAY BUNDLE] of festive [CHEER]!
Tenna: Correct, co-host! Let the yule-log ratings… begin.
Spamton: If we nail this, Santa might upgrade me from [TRASH-TIER] to [THIRD-RATE]—sing, you broken box head!
Tenna: Maestro, hit our free-to-air jingle—on my cue… 3… 2… 1—
Spamton: Deck the halls with [SPECIAL OFFERS]—fa-la-la-la-la, [BUY NOW]!
Tenna: Tis the season for prime-time viewers—fa-la-la, don't touch that dial.
Spamton: Oh [CENSORSHIP]! I got too passionate and slammed the microphone!
Spamton: S-sorry, limited [WARRANTY]…on refund?
Tenna: Next week on 'Holiday Outtakes'—we sell the broken mic as [MERCH] to compensate your time viewers!