A Growing Boy Needs His Milk
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Story transcript
Rangiku: Alphonse called me about a certain someone who won't drink his milk~
Ed: I told Al a hundred times - I'm not drinking that disgusting stuff!
Rangiku: But milk makes you grow big and strong, Ed~ Don't you want to get taller?
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL ENOUGH TO TRIP OVER ANTS?!
Rangiku: (Time for the secret weapon...)
Al: Brother, Rangiku-san is serious about the milk challenge...
Rangiku: One glass of milk, and you'll be a new man. After all, I like my men to be strong...
Ed: (She's not giving me a choice.) Damn it alright.
Rangiku: Oh, and Ed? That wasn't just milk - it was breast milk. You'll gonna like the way you look.
Ed: (Breast milk?! What did she just say?!)
Rangiku: Your face right now is priceless, Ed~
Ed: (I gotta make this last...)
Al: Brother, you're drinking it too fast--
Rangiku: Mission accomplished~ Time for me to head back to the beach.
Ed: Wait! Don't go yet! I want to sample the actual goods!
Al: Brother, don't ruin a good thing!!!
Ed: I'm catching feelings for her.
Ed: Rangiku-san! Please, just one more glass!
Rangiku: Ed! Let go of my leg!
Al: Brother! Control yourself!
Ed: (Ow! Al actually hit me!)
Rangiku: I-I'm leaving! This got way too weird!
Al: Brother, you can't just grab women like that! What would Winry think?
Ed: (She's right. What was I thinking?)
Ed: Al... I messed up. Big time.
Al: At least you drank the milk. Now we wait to see if you grow taller or just get a stomach ache.
Rangiku: Special delivery for the Fullmetal Alchemist~
Ed: (She actually sent it... every single day...)
Al: Brother, your apology letter worked a little too well.
Rangiku: Fresh from the source, just for you~ Don't worry, I labeled them by day.
Ed: You didn't have to... I mean... this is excessive!
Al: She set up a subscription service, Brother. Three months prepaid.
Rangiku: See you tomorrow, Ed~ Same time, same place. Don't forget to write thank you letters!
Ed: (At least I'm getting taller... I think...)