Kyon: She's been like this for two hours. That's... not normal.
Mikuru: I-I've never seen Haruhi-san so... still.
Kyon: Hey, Haruhi. Earth to Haruhi. You planning to stare holes through our table?
Haruhi: What are you talking about? I'm perfectly fine! Just... thinking about our next big adventure!
Kyon: Right. And I'm secretly a magical girl.
Haruhi: What if... what if everything I believed was just... someone else's game?
Kyon: Haruhi, look at me. Whatever happened, we're still here. We're real.
Haruhi: But what if I'm not?
Yuki: The data suggests... we need ice cream. Immediately.
Kyon: Yuki, you beautiful genius.
Haruhi: I... ice cream?
Yuki: Statistical probability of existential crisis resolution: 73.6% with mint chocolate chip.