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Stewie: Brian, I need to tell you something before I lose my nerve.
Stewie: I'm madly, deeply, inconveniently in love with you.
Brian: Stewie...
Brian: I love you, Stewie. But not romantically. You're a kid, and I'm an adult. I won't blur that line.
Stewie: Oh.
Stewie: I know it's silly. I just wish my chest knew that.
Brian: It's not silly. Feelings don't switch off because the answer has to be no.
Brian: Come here, kid. I'm staying until the dramatic music stops.
Stewie: You'd be a terrible boyfriend anyway.
Brian: Finally, something we agree on.
