30-Foot Kuroko Can’t Fit the Window

Roy Hazama

Alright, this baby can manipulate molecular density. Who wants to test it?

Kuroko

ME! If it makes me bigger, I could finally carry Misaka-sama home in my arms!

Mikoto

You're literally a teleporter, Kuroko. Size isn't your problem.

Roy Hazama

Wait, maybe we should—

Kuroko

Too late! I'm ready to become the perfect size for—

Mikoto

Roy, what did you just set it to?!

Kuroko

Woah... I can see you from down here!

Mikoto

DOWN here?! Kuroko, you're—

Roy Hazama

Thirty feet tall. Give or take a few inches.

Mikoto

This is bad. Everyone's gonna think there's a rampaging esper!

Kuroko

But Misaka-sama, now I can literally sweep you off your feet...

Roy Hazama

I can reverse it, but I need to recalibrate the—

Mikoto

Actually... Roy, can you make her just three inches taller?

Roy Hazama

What? But that's—

Mikoto

Just enough so she can't fit through her own dorm window.

Kuroko

WAIT! MISAKA-SAMA, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Roy Hazama

Three inches it is. Say goodbye to sneaking into anyone's room.

Mikoto

Enjoy explaining this to the dorm supervisor, Kuroko.