Kitty_Skits: Bath Time

Etsudo Tatchibana

Kittysamma, no—bath time is non-negotiable!

Kittysamma

I literally CREATED water; you can’t use my own invention against me!

Fennfox

Well, well, little cosplayer courier. Special delivery?

Etsudo Tatchibana

Your brother is being a drama queen!

Kittysamma

Touch me with soap and I’ll delete Tuesdays.

Fennfox

He’s bluffing. Probably.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Could you please help me bathe him? Just this once?

Fennfox

Trade: you brush my tail for an hour and I’ll consider it.

Kittysamma

Brother, why would you betray me, your treachery wounds me deeply...

Fennfox

It's simple, really. You're stinky. And it's not so bad, and good for your fur, really.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Operation Suds begins—

Fennfox

I’ll referee. Loser owes me the rest of eternity’s tail-brushes.