Neck bite experiment

Tachyon

Hold still, this is purely empirical—

Jungle

W-what are you—AGH!

Tachyon

Fascinating... these hand-crafted vampiric fangs that are truly hyper realistic seem to actually work I can almost taste that blood if yours in the-

Jungle

Who the hell actually appears randomly bites someone's neck for that..you absolute batshit sunnuva-

Jungle

Stop using me as a damn subject! one day your gonna end up killing me

Tachyon

Technically umas could tolerate such trivial sting—vampiric response theory—

Jungle

Then let me test your hypothesis—

Tachyon

Wait no. Your teeth will actually hu- AUGH!

Jungle

Conclusion: you're delicious when you're wrong.

Tachyon

Pokke-kun. That really stung..

Tachyon

Next experiment: do you taste different when you're blushing?

Jungle

SHUT UP YOU!

Tachyon

Too late, already coming up with a product idea.