Two Digimon Tamers, one walk in the park.

Elisabeth Diavera

So, how's the time zone difference treating you? Must be, what, two a.m. over there?

Cornelia Vougast

I—yes. I run on UTC+2. Sleep is… inefficient.

Elisabeth Diavera

Ever thought of switching to a normal human schedule, or would that crash your OS?

Cornelia Vougast

Compatibility issues.

Cornelia Vougast

Elisabeth… hypothetically, if someone wanted more than… friendship, but only knew binary confessions, how would—

Elisabeth Diavera

Hypothetically, tell them in hex. People love cryptic love notes.

Cornelia Vougast

Convert feelings to hex? I can't even parse this.

Elisabeth Diavera

Or… just say 'I like you' in plain English. Even noobs understand that API.

Cornelia Vougast

I—um—

Elisabeth Diavera

Great! First date lesson: normal sentences only, no code. Break the rule and I feed you to Wyoming.

Cornelia Vougast

I—yes—debugging later…

Norbert

Good luck, boss.