Kitty_Skits: No contracts for best girl

Kyubey

You don't belong here, Etsudo-chan. But I can send you home... if you simply make a wish.

Etsudo Tatchibana

I-I just wanted my gym clothes... this isn't real, right?

Kyubey

Your potential is infinite. One wish, and you could save every stray cat in existence. Wouldn't that make you happy?

Etsudo Tatchibana

I... I don't make deals with strangers...

Kittysamma

Oh look, the wish-twisting ferret's here. Still peddling those predatory contracts to children?

Kyubey

This doesn't concern you, entity.

Kittysamma

Your creators were such perverted losers. 'Let's trick schoolgirls into becoming world-ending weapons!' Real classy, cosmic horror franchise.

Kyubey

At least we don't pretend friendship while using mortals as weekend entertainment.

Etsudo Tatchibana

I don't need a wish. And Kittysamma, you promised me, no fighting. Let's go home already, it's Monday.

Kittysamma

Oh. Right. Monday. Your mom's making curry.

Kyubey

She didn't even ask what I could offer...

Kittysamma

Pro tip: next time try not being obviously evil. Teenagers can smell desperation.