Some travelers want to be left alone

Najimi

Another night of hide-and-seek, Boundary Sage? Gensokyo's walls are quaint, but eternity gets boring.

Yukari

Eternity is precisely why I filter my guests. Some housecats track mud across dimensions.

Kittysamma

Mud, pawprints, cosmic constants—same difference.

Fennfox

Chaos is overrated. I've catalogued three perfectly silent universes today. Want coordinates?

Najimi

Join the travelers, Yukari. Think of the contracts—twelve quadrillion new loopholes to sign your name inside.

Yukari

I prefer my loopholes local. Multiversal tourists break my tea sets.

Kittysamma

Breaking is half the fun. The other half is napping in the shards.

Fennfox

Peace exists out there. You just have to walk past the broken sets.

Najimi

Last chance—step through, or history will note the night Yakumo Yukari feared a little disorder.

Yukari

History can spell my name correctly while it watches me nap.

Kittysamma

Refill, please. Two sugars and a universe on the side.