Multiversal Tournament, She dident mean to coach

Jin-Woo

Well. This is a nice-looking place, but still. Who summoned me?

Homura

This isn't Walpurgisnacht... where exactly are we?

Etsudo Tatchibana

I-I didn't mean to! My pencil broke and then this crystal was in my bag and—

Mo-san

Oi, which one of you mongrels dares summon the Knight of Rebellion?

Etsudo Tatchibana

Knight?! I just wanted to finish my algebra homework!

Homura

She's telling the truth. Look at her—she's terrified.

Jin-Woo

Relax, I'm not going to hurt the kid. She's just... accidentally dragged us into something.

Homura

You don't know that. In my experience, accidents like this get people killed.

Etsudo Tatchibana

The voice said... tournament? Three-person team? And something about a wish for the winning team... I don't even know how to fight!

Mo-san

Perfect! We fight, we win, we get a wish. Simple.

Jin-Woo

What happens if we lose?

Homura

We don't lose. Not when there's a wish involved.

Etsudo Tatchibana

But... but I can't be a team coach! I pass out during PE!

Homura

Then you'd better learn fast. Because if this tournament is real...

Jin-Woo

Cheer up, kid. At least your team's not starting at E-rank.

Mo-san

The Knight of Rebellion, the Time Witch, and the Shadow Monarch... led by a girl who faints in gym class!

Jin-Woo

Honestly? I've had worse teammates.

Etsudo Tatchibana

I'm going to fail math AND die in a magical tournament. My parents are going to kill me.

Homura

The crystal's magical power is stitched to your soul, Etsudo-kun. It seems you are now bound to this thing. I cant see a way to undo the link,

Etsudo Tatchibana

Then I'm stuck housing three legendary warriors on a 3000-yen weekly allowance?

Mo-san

Better start budgeting, princess. I eat like a siege engine.

Jin-Woo

Did the voice tell you about anything else about the Tournament? Like brackets, elimination rules, and prize enforcement?

Etsudo Tatchibana

It just said 'bragging rights for the coach.' My cat never mentioned multiversal death matches when he gave me homework help...

Homura

Your cat. Of course, it would be a cat.

Etsudo Tatchibana

If the crystal is bound to me, maybe... Think tea, think tea, think—

Jin-Woo

Item creation through mental image—basic Shadow skill. You sure you're just a 'normal' schoolgirl?

Etsudo Tatchibana

I—I thought that while in this space, I might be able to make things with my mind, and thought really hard about my mom's houjichi...

Homura

It tastes like... the tea Madoka used to make. How curious.

Mo-san

If winning gets us unlimited wishes, I'm demanding a barrel of this stuff.

Etsudo Tatchibana

Unlimited—?! My grocery budget can't even cover seconds!

Etsudo Tatchibana

I'll need a part-time job, a raise in allowance, and maybe sell my kidneys on the interdimensional black market...

Homura

Relax. Shadow Monarch can conjure banquet tables, and Saber here can hunt boars. Your kidneys are safe.

Jin-Woo

Consider it team bonding. First lesson: never outsource catering to a cat.