Kitty_Skits: Elf pets Cosmic Kitty. p2

Kittysamma

You have the same frequency as Etsudo. Therefore, you owe me head pats. It's basic multiversal economics.

Serie

This creature... it's speaking directly into my mind. And it wants... affection?

Serie

I have slain demon kings and tutored legendary mages. Now I'm... petting a cosmic entity?

Kittysamma

Purr... You're now my second favorite mortal.

Fennfox

I do apologize for my brother. He's been looking for Etsudo substitutes across seventeen dimensions.

Serie

Your brother appears to have mistaken me for furniture.

Kittysamma

Belly rubs are mandatory. Refusal indicates you wish to experience the heat death of your universe personally.

Serie

I have faced ancient dragons with more dignity than this.

Fennfox

Pro tip: if you stop before the seventeen-minute mark, he'll rewrite your magic system into interpretive dance.

Serie

I've lived for millennia. I've never been more aware of my own mortality than right now.

Kittysamma

Acceptable. I'll return next Tuesday. Have tuna ready.

Serie

Your brother just... dominated me. Through cuteness.

Fennfox

Welcome to the family. He does this to all the powerful ones. It's his version of establishing dominance.