Slime Queen Crashes Kazuma’s Couch

Rimuru

Delivery for Satou Kazuma—sign here, please~

Kazuma

Why are you Amazon Prime-ing yourself into my apartment again?

Rimuru

Six-foot-six model mode: zero demon-lord aura detected. I'm incognito.

Kazuma

Incognito like a neon sign that says 'I'm definitely not a slime.'

Kazuma

Blue leather? What, did you loot a cow that ate a sapphire?

Rimuru

Custom-made. Cow-llaboration with my top artisan.

Rimuru

Anyway, free afternoon—thought we'd binge reincarnation anime and rate the realism.

Kazuma

I'm not critiquing isekai with an actual isekai cheat character.

Rimuru

First episode starts in thirty seconds. Loser pays for pizza—hope you like slime-shaped toppings.

Kazuma

If I choke on a slime pepperoni, I'm haunting you.