Multiversal Tournament, Four dude in an apartment

Norman the God of Gooning

Behold, my dream team of—

Astolfo

Correction, Coach: one terrified blonde boy, one NEET, and one very pretty dude!

Zenitsu

WHY ARE THERE ONLY GUYS IN THIS ROOM?!

Kazuma

So you wasted omnipotence… and still struck out?

Norman the God of Gooning

The hot sorceresses kept blocking me!

Zenitsu

P-please tell me there's at least ONE girl on the bench—

Astolfo

Relax, Coach. Cuties come in many flavors—some just hide their 'assets' better.

Norman the God of Gooning

You mean… you're secretly stacked under that skirt?!

Astolfo

Nope, flat as a pancake!

Norman the God of Gooning

Even the universe wants me to stay a lonely virgin goon…

Kazuma

Cheer up. With our luck stats we'll probably win—and your wish can be 'confidence'.

Norman the God of Gooning

Confidence doesn't sit on your face, Kazuma!