Zero-Rizz God Summons Waifus, Gets Drop-Kicked

Norman the God of Gooning

By the sacred scroll of waifu summoning—

Blizzard

What kind of pathetic psychic wavelength is this?

Rabbit Hero

Some perv just yanked me through dimensions with a love spell?!

Yoruichi

Well, this is different from Urahara's usual pranks.

Norman the God of Gooning

I-I just wanted to find a girlfriend, and maybe love. Please—

Blizzard

You summoned us... So you can try and date us!?

Rabbit Hero

You think you can yank three women from their worlds. Just for your weird obsession?!

Norman the God of Gooning

WAIT! I can send you back. But please, give me a chance.

Blizzard

Give you a chance!? Not even as a joke. Send us home. NOW!

Yoruichi

So, who taught you that summoning women works?

Norman the God of Gooning

Well... Cthulhu and I are basically best friends...

Rabbit Hero

The ancient god of madness? You're taking dating advice from CTHULHU?!

Blizzard

One snap and you're back to whatever sad dimension you crawled from.

Norman the God of Gooning

Wait! I have snacks! Magic snacks from seventeen different universes!

Yoruichi

He's offering dimension-hopping cheese puffs as a bribe.

Rabbit Hero

There's the door, big boy. Don't let it hit you on the way down.

Norman the God of Gooning

But I still haven't shown you my limited edition body pillow collection—

Blizzard

Try summoning someone who actually wants to date a god of gooning next time!