Shadows Clash at Sunset Plateau

Konata

This is better than any anime fight scene!

Kurumi

Ready to lose, Princess?

Tohka

I won't hold back just because you're being difficult!

Yunyun

She vanished! This is exactly like a horror game!

Konata

No signal?! Worst. Timing. Ever.

Tohka

Behind me?!

Kurumi

Time's up.

Yunyun

We should run! This is getting dangerous!

Konata

But... but it's so COOL...

Tohka

Got you! I was just waiting for you to get close!

Konata

PLOT TWIST! The heroine was playing possum!

Kurumi

Rewind… or replay, Princess?

Tohka

—?!

Konata

Buffering in real life… viral gold!

Kurumi

Each frame, another victory lap… care to binge-watch your defeat?

Yunyun

Konata, she's literally editing reality—do something!

Konata

I'm already live-streaming the director's cut!

Kurumi

Let's skip to the post-credits scene…

Tohka

I—won't—lose—

Konata

Cliff-hanger meta!

Kurumi

End of episode.

Yunyun

I—I’ll be your friend if you just un-pause her…

Konata

Wait… if time's stopped, does that make us the mid-episode chib—