Useless Goddess vs. Millions of Eris

Aqua

Just imagine how many offerings I could buy with millions of eris! I'd finally get the respect I deserve!

Kazuma

Keep dreaming, useless goddess. We're splitting this four ways, and I'm handling the sale.

Milim

Ooo, shiny rock! Can I smash it? Please? Just a little smash?

Konata

According to my walkthrough, that artifact only activates when a virgin goddess touches it! Guess we're stuck!

Aqua

Excuse me?! I'll have you know I've had TONS of followers! I'm basically swimming in worshippers!

Kazuma

Yeah, they all abandoned you after realizing how useless you are.

Aqua

I'll show you USELESS! Watch me activate this thing with my pure goddess power!

Kazuma

Wait, don't—

Aqua

Oops... my hand slipped?

Kazuma

MILLIONS OF ERIS! GONE! YOU DESTROYED OUR RETIREMENT FUND!

Konata

This is going viral on godtube! 'Useless Goddess Destroys Priceless Artifact!'

Milim

Oh, you mean THIS artifact? The one floating above the altar? I grabbed it while you were having your goddess tantrum!

Aqua

I can't breathe... darkness... approaching...

Konata

According to the comments, we're trending in three different languages!