Multiversal Tournament: team Cosmic Mistake

Momonga

What manner of spatial magic...?

Subaru

Ungh... this isn't the capital...

Charlie

Okay, WHO thinks it's funny to yank a princess through a portal?!

In'eta

Welcome, mortals! You're my team for the Multiversal Tournament~

Momonga

A tournament? I do not recall entering any competition.

Subaru

Wait wait wait—did she just say multiversal?!

Charlie

Excuse me, but you grabbed the wrong demon! I run a hotel, not fight tournaments!

In'eta

You're not Alistor... The portal was supposed to get the radio demon...

Subaru

Oh great, we got kidnapped by mistake. Classic.

Momonga

And what reason would we have to join your team for this tournament anyway?

In'eta

Simple, if you win, you get one wish. With a few common-sense stipulations. But you can have riches, power, or even return to your original world.

Subaru

Going... home?

Subaru

Ainz-san! If we win, maybe we can both get back! You want to see your friends again, right?

Momonga

Unhand me, boy... but your logic is... not entirely flawed.

Charlie

Fine. But I'm only doing this if you promise no more surprise portals!

In'eta

Deal~! Now let's register Team 'Cosmic Mistake' before the other coaches see my mista- brilliant strategy!

Momonga

She was about to call us a mistake?

Subaru

Cosmic Mistake. Why does it feel like the name has more meaning than she will admit?

Charlie

So, bone-dad, you're saying you managed an entire guild of drama-queen NPCs? Sounds like my hotel but with more existential dread.

Momonga

They were loyal. Mostly. Leadership is easier when no one questions your skeleton credentials.

Subaru

Try leading a bunch of knights who think you're a miracle worker. I'd swap them for loyal NPCs any day.

Momonga

I would like to provide support for this team. To take a moment to relive my time in my original guild. Charlie, are you up to the task of leading us?

Charlie

Perfect. First decree: we nap before strategy. Then get coffee and plan our strategies. I am already getting excited.

Subaru

One wish… could erase every loop where I failed them. But would I still be me?

In'eta

Baby Subaru, your tiny meat-brain is overheating. Let Mama In'eta tuck you in before existential meltdown.

Subaru

I'm not your baby! I'm— Wait, why does your face keep changing?

In'eta

What you see is merely the cradle-shape that keeps your sanity intact. Peek further, and lullabies become screams.

Charlie

Team 'Cosmic Mistake' will dominate—after In'eta stops the rain and we dry off.

Subaru

Next portal, I'm packing towels…

Momonga

And I'll pack a few extra umbrellas.