Journey Awakening #14

Reisen Udongein Inaba

Good afternoon ma'am—Eientei's finest pimple remover potion, o-only five copper!

Dominans

And it's extra-effective if you smear it in your skin—like this, boing boing!

Village Woman

A very.... effective demonstration...I'll come back before heading home.

Reisen Udongein Inaba

D-d-damnit. hands off gremlin! I'm trying to do business and your advertising isn't helping. And I'm quite ticklish there..

Dominans

Blame yourself for refusing to give me any profit~

Reisen Udongein Inaba

This liniment soothes any tension you are having sir.

Dominans

Yep yep and if you buy right now you get to have a free kiss with the seller!

Young Man

I-I will take three! but I'll pass on the discount only because my girlfriend is right over there.

Reisen Udongein Inaba

Thank you for your patronage, and please ignore the little troublemaker on me.

Dominans

Hey! I'm your temporary sells pitch!

Tewi Inaba

Boss, maybe toss that thing off your back before that becomes your only sell of today.

Reisen Udongein Inaba

You are absolutely right tewi, however. Unless we want a massive earthquake. I think I should probably close up shop early before my last nerve snaps.

Dominans

Hey! think of how this looks to others! Child abuse! Child abuse!

Reisen Udongein Inaba

You are not my child, But I will scold you on our way back!

Reisen Udongein Inaba

Iv known you for only an hour. yet it's enough dealing with tewis shenanigans, I don't need YOU treating me like a discount offer or demonstration!

Dominans

I didn't see anyone dissatisfied. All I saw were happy men and envious females.

Reisen Udongein Inaba

Don't act like you did a good job. I saw mother's covering their children's eyes and turning away while men were just stating without buying anything!

Dominans

You managed one sell correctly while struggling to not yank my tail out.

Reisen Udongein Inaba

I make more sells when i don't have you around. And why are you even here to begin with!?

Dominans

That's-...uh, Very complicated to explain in 150 characters! Besides, I bet you secretly enjoyed my company.

Reisen Udongein Inaba

I- absolutely did not! I'm a professional! A respected lunar emissary! Not your jungle gym!

Dominans

Lunar emissary with a fancy for disapli-

Reisen Udongein Inaba

That's it. Find your way to eientei on your own two feet.

Dominans

Meanie.

Reisen Udongein Inaba

Hmph, later critter. There's a reason they call it the bamboo forest of the lost.