A god's realization

Kyon

She's been like this for two hours. That's... not normal.

Mikuru

I-I've never seen Haruhi-san so... still.

Kyon

Hey, Haruhi. Earth to Haruhi. You planning to stare holes through our table?

Haruhi

What are you talking about? I'm perfectly fine! Just... thinking about our next big adventure!

Kyon

Right. And I'm secretly a magical girl.

Haruhi

What if... what if everything I believed was just... someone else's game?

Kyon

Haruhi, look at me. Whatever happened, we're still here. We're real.

Haruhi

But what if I'm not?

Yuki

The data suggests... we need ice cream. Immediately.

Kyon

Yuki, you beautiful genius.

Haruhi

I... ice cream?

Yuki

Statistical probability of existential crisis resolution: 73.6% with mint chocolate chip.