why god why

Kazuma

(Why are they all here? Did I die and wake up in some weird isekai bonus stage?)

Kazuma

(The Electro Archon is using me as a body pillow. This is definitely how people get executed in Inazuma.)

Kazuma

T-Tsunade-sama, your medical ninjutsu isn't needed right now!

Kazuma

(Maki's got my leg in a jujutsu hold! These aren't cursed spirits, they're cursed circumstances!)

Kazuma

(If this is a dream, I need to wake up before Aqua walks in and turns this into a goddess-level misunderstanding...)

Ei

This one's heart beats unusually fast. Is this... part of the eternity I sought?

Kazuma

(Three pairs of lips at once? This is definitely how I die again!)

Ei

Your pulse races like thunder. This sensation... I shall preserve it for eternity.

Tsunade

My my, such a healthy young man. Let me check your vitals more thoroughly.

Maki

(No cursed energy needed to pin you down, Kazuma-san.)

Kazuma

(No no no, not the Aqua-ex-machina timing again!)

Kazuma

AQUA! You literally pulled me out of paradise!

Kazuma

(I was about to experience the ultimate harem ending and you "rescued" me?!)