Goku puts a bean in his ass

Light

The volatility spike is too precise—exactly 3% for twelve straight days.

Light

(Someone is manipulating futures... but who benefits from soybeans?)

L

The anomaly began the same day your... Saiyan associate arrived, Light-kun.

Goku

(These little beans feel kinda funny... like they're full of energy.)

Goku

Hey, this soybean is buzzing—like it's hiding a power level!

L

Goku-san, place the bean on the scanner. Now.

Goku

(It’s reacting to my ki... almost like it wants to absorb it.)

Light

The volatility just jumped to 5%—the moment that bean lit up!

Light

(If Goku’s energy is the catalyst, whoever planted these soybeans is watching us.)

L

(Let them watch. The trap is set... and the soybean was only the bait.)

Goku

(This bean’s energy keeps climbing... maybe if I get closer—)

Light

Goku, whatever you’re thinking—don’t—

Goku

(Just a little tuck—right against the base of my tail. It feels... tingly.)

L

The volatility meter just spiked to 9%—what did you do?

Goku

Uh... nothing! Just, uh, holding it safe.

Light

(The bean’s heat signature is directly under his tail... he hid it there on purpose.)

Light

You’re not just holding it—you’re incubating it. That’s why the market’s convulsing.

L

(The soybean synchronizes with Saiyan ki... and Goku just turned himself into a living volatility bomb.)

L

The next tick will be 15%. Whoever engineered these beans wanted a Saiyan battery... and now they have one.