Read, Gold Ship chan

Trainer

Gold Ship, knowledge is power. Read this and you might finally realize the door is over there.

Golshi

I already know where the door is, Trainer-san. It's the rectangle that keeps escaping!

Trainer

…You're holding the book upside-down, aren't you?

Golshi

Nope. The book's right-side up. Gravity's just having a rebellious phase!

Trainer

One page. Just read one page without turning it into origami.

Golshi

I folded it into a paper airplane. Page 42 is now circling the steeplechase hurdles.

Trainer

If you can land that plane on my coffee mug, I'll enter you in the next G1… carrying the book like a baton.

Golshi

Deal. But if I miss, you have to read the entire encyclopedia—upside-down, gravity-rebel style!

Trainer

Fine, you win. But next week you're learning footnotes!

Golshi

Can't hear you—busy entering the G1 for bookmark collecting!