When Goku Learned Roshi's Real "Technique"

18

Master Roshi's legacy? More like a walking harassment lawsuit.

Goku

But he taught me the Kamehameha! That move changed everything!

18

Changed everything? The old man tried to peek on me while I was training!

Goku

Really? He always seemed so focused on martial arts when I trained with him...

18

That's because you're a clueless Saiyan. I had to kick him through three walls to get my point across.

Goku

Three walls?! But that could've killed him!

18

(The look on his face when he realized I was stronger than his perverted master...)

Goku

Wait... does this mean I need to apologize for recommending him as a teacher? Am I still getting dinner?

Goku

(Roshi-sensei... I never knew he acted like that around women. But without him, I wouldn't be here...)

18

Look, I get it. The old coot taught you everything. But that doesn't erase the fact that he's a creep.

Goku

But he's not just some pervert! He trained me when I was just a kid with a tail who didn't know anything!

18

And I'm telling you, that same "teacher" tried to sneak into the women's bathhouse with a telescope!

Goku

Maybe... maybe he was just trying to test your awareness! Like martial arts training!

18

You know what? I call bullshit! Roshi was a perverted dirty old man who had the gall to touch me in front of my daughter.

Goku

Wait, he did what in front of Marron? 18, I'm so sorry.

18

So technically, you should thank me for kicking your master's ass. I taught him boundaries, and he taught you fighting. Full circle, don't you think?

Goku

It makes me think. Ohhh now my head hurts.