One Bean

Luffy

(The Pirate King… or a soybean farmer?)

Zoro

Three swords can’t cut these weeds fast enough.

Luffy

(Guess we’re not quitting after all.)

Zoro

I sold my swords for more seed- this harvest will be bountiful

Luffy

I turned my straw hat into fertilizer, I don’t need that old thing anymore!

Zoro

luffy I think there is a soybean stuck in my butt crack

Luffy

oh shit my bad cuddy!!! I put it there

Zoro

I am going to mate with a soybean

Zoro

(This bump... it’s growing faster than our soybeans.)

Luffy

The market crashed! Our entire crop’s worth less than dirt!

Zoro

Luffy... something’s moving. It’s... sprouting?

Luffy

(That’s no baby... that’s a soybean with roots!)

Zoro

We need cash NOW. Sell everything—even my katanas... wait, I already did.

Luffy

Then we sell THIS—my secret fermented batch. Pirate King’s recipe... or bankruptcy.

Zoro

(We gave up the sea... for a bean that’s literally eating us alive.)