Stilettos Off, Serpents Up—Smile for Rescues

Uwabami

Remember, darlings—beauty saves, but ratings save beauty.

Uwabami

Three heartbeats—one's fading.

Uwabami

Keep shooting—every frame buys rescue gear.

Fan

You… really are… a hero…

Uwabami

Model first, hero second—tonight I multitask.

Photographer

Front-page gold! What's the headline?

Uwabami

‘Snake Hero rescues cutest fan—exclusive spread inside.’

Uwabami

Sidekick contract clause one: You provide the map, I provide the muscle—fashionably late.

Fan

I've... never been late to anything in my life... this is already off-brand.

Uwabami

Heat-activated ink—fades if you ever wash that hoodie, cosplay-chan.

Fan

I'm... I'm never bathing again. This is my personality now.

Uwabami

Document this—exclusive footage: Snake Hero adopts feral fan, teaches proper autograph etiquette through vertical combat.

Photographer

Front-page vertical spread—'Cosplay sidekick earns her scales!'

Uwabami

Hold tight—snakes get jealous when humans show better grip strength than their own scales.

Fan

I've practiced this hold... in every convention photo line... this is... this is the premium experience.

Uwabami

That autograph's worth triple if we both survive this shaft—collectors pay extra for near-death experiences.

Fan

I'm... I'm an investment piece now... my parents are going to... they're going to frame this hoodie...

Uwabami

Remember—sidekicks pay for their own dry-cleaning after villain encounters!

Fan

Worth it—limited edition stains increase collector value! My retirement fund is... is literally your autograph!