Mystery Croquette Out-Sleeps the Sleep Spell
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Yuiyui
Such a lovely couple deserves privacy~ I'll just seal this door so no monsters disturb your special night.
Claire François
W-Wait, this is a misunderstanding—!
Rae Taylor
Thank you, Mrs. Yuiyui! Would you like some tea before you go?
Claire François
She thinks we're... we're about to... in her daughter's house...!
Rae Taylor
Nothing beats evening tea after a long journey, right?
Claire François
The door is magically sealed! Use your ice to break it before she—
Rae Taylor
Claire, you're trembling. Here, drink this. It'll calm your nerves.
Claire François
CALM?! I'm about to lose my virtue to TEA!
Rae Taylor
I know you're exhausted from today's travel. Just relax. I'll protect you from whatever's bothering you.
Claire François
You absolute... dense... beautiful fool...
Claire François
If we're trapped here all night, then you're going to learn what marriage traditions actually entail!
Rae Taylor
Um, Claire? Your fire magic is getting really warm and—
Yuiyui
My little Megumin needs to take notes... such passion~
Claire François
Lesson one: when a noble offers you tea, you DRINK IT PROPERLY!
Rae Taylor
I... I think I'm having a revelation about traditional courtship...
Claire François
This is madness... your commoner status... my father's expectations...
Rae Taylor
Then let's be mad together. Just for tonight, forget everything else.
Claire François
You don't understand what you're asking for. Once I start, I can't... I won't be able to stop.
Rae Taylor
Then don't stop. I've been waiting for you to catch up to how I feel.
Claire François
She's counting breaths. Make them dramatic.
Rae Taylor
How's this for dramatic tradition?
Yuiyui
That's it, dearie! Show her what a real noble's passion looks like!
Claire François
Rae, I... I think I'm actually—
Rae Taylor
Falling for me? Took you long enough, Claire-sama.
Claire François
Oh god, I just made actual feelings-noises. Real ones. Not fake.
Rae Taylor
You mean that wasn't part of the show?
Yuiyui
Don't stop on my account! I've got three more locks to add!