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Rand Ridley
This one’s for the only conspiracy I believe in… us.
Ron Staedtler
If you hit that high note, I’ll promote you to boyfriend—non-expendable.
Rand Ridley
…expendable?
Rand Ridley
Step aside, boy-toy! Time for the Ridley family manifesto—IN VERSE!
Ron Staedtler
Dad, no—this building’s structural integrity can’t survive your rhymes.
Rand Ridley
Birds aren’t real, the moon’s a hoax, your barista’s a lizard—listen close!
Ron Staedtler
I prayed for one normal office night. One.
Rand Ridley
Mr. Ridley, the only conspiracy tonight is how you’re still off-key after sixty years.