Inevitable burger

Kazuma

S-so... you come here often?

Thanos

Only when the universe needs balancing. Tuesdays and Fridays.

Kazuma

Heh... heh... that's... specific scheduling..

Thanos

Ducks understand balance. Too many bread crumbs, they get sick. Too few, they starve.

Kazuma

Want some juice? It's... grape. Like your skin. I mean--

Thanos

Trying to poison the Mad Titan with children's beverages? How delightfully underwhelming.

Kazuma

This is how I die. Death by embarrassment. Aqua will never let me live this down.

Thanos

Share this with me, little mortal. Consider it... a ceasefire.

Kazuma

Does this mean I survive the snap?

Thanos

Only if you buy me another burger. I'm still hungry.