Cosplay Queen Crashes Koyomi's Radio Roast

Araragi

So, Kitagawa-san, rumor has it you once tried to cosplay as a 2-meter tall robot.

Marin

W-where did you hear that?! I thought I burned those photos!

Araragi

Relax, your secret's safe... unless the robot transformation sequence comes with sound effects?

Marin

(He knows about the "beeps"! I'm doomed!)

Araragi

Alright, here's one: Why did the cosplayer bring a ladder to the convention?

Marin

I... don't know. Why?

Araragi

Because she heard the competition was on another level!

Marin

That's so bad it's good! Wait... is this going live?