Hinata's Cafeteria Confession Shakes Hearts

Gojo

Three girls, one table, zero eye contact. Classic harem deadlock.

Hinata

(He’s right behind me… I can feel his cursed energy… why can’t I speak?)

Asuna

Satoru-sensei, if I beat your high score, you owe me a parfait!

Megumin

And if I win, you all watch my explosion—right here, right now!

Gojo

(Let’s raise the stakes—losers have to confess their biggest secret.)

Hinata

My secret… is that I’ve already confessed… to you, Gojo-san…

Asuna

(She just… in front of everyone… the game’s over…)

Megumin

I… I didn’t prepare an explosion for heartbreak…

Asuna

Sync with me, sensei! Our combo meter’s waiting!

Gojo

One mis-step and I’m the final boss? That’s almost unfair… for you.

Asuna

(Here we go—left, right, special! Keep the rhythm!)

Gojo

Call the hits, programmer—my reflexes are six screens ahead.

Asuna

(No—lag spike! The neon vines just yanked my ankle!)

Gojo

(These aren’t normal wires—cursed energy signature… someone’s hijacking the game.)

Megumin

I hacked the bonus stage! Lose the combo… and the arcade explodes for real!

Hinata

Then I’ll reroute the chakra flow through the circuit… before anyone gets hurt.

Asuna

(One more hit… but if I move, Megumin’s glyph triggers. What do I press?)