Virginia Beach Chaos: Explosions & Idol Races
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Kazuma
Why is the line for surfboards longer than the one for Aqua's resurrection spells?
Megumin
Kazuma, I could clear this beach with one spell. No lines, no waiting.
Honoka
Umi, race you to the shaved-ice stand! Last one buys!
Umi
(Honoka never beats me. I'll make her sing the μ's chant as penalty.)
Megumin
They're distracted. Perfect moment for a little… demonstration.
Kazuma
Megumin, don't you dare—this isn't Axel! We'll get banned from America!
Megumin
Relax. I just swapped the flags. Now they'll run in circles searching for nothing.
Honoka
(Where did the finish line go? Did the tide erase it… or something else?)
Megumin
*cough* What is this—tastes like starlight and sand!
Umi
Beach magic. Non-toxic, washes off with seawater… eventually.
Kazuma
(Girls plus glitter equals war. I’m not getting involved.)
Megumin
You’ve activated my trap card, archer. EXPLOSION—glitter edition!
Megumin
(Channel the glitter into a micro-detonation. Harmless, but spectacular.)
Honoka
Stop! The shaved-ice vendor saw everything—he’s calling beach security!
Umi
New game: who can reach the parking lot first. Loser explains to the cops.