The chicken or the egg?
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Rolf
Behold, Ed-boy! Today the son of a shepherd shall solve the riddle that plagues the noodle of your skull!
Ed
I love chickens, Rolf.
Rolf
Observe! The egg exists, therefore the chicken must—
Ed
But who laid the egg-laying egg, Rolf?
Ed
It's a never-ending gravy train of poultry!
Rolf
The Old Country never prepared Rolf for circular barnyard philosophy…
Rolf
Perhaps the first chicken was… a very confused turnip?
Ed
So the egg is gravy in disguise! Mystery gravy!
Rolf
Rolf's honor… scrambled like mother's poultry paradox!
Ed
Breakfast answers all questions, Rolf. Let's ask the toast.
Rolf
Son of a shepherd… outwitted by gravy-boy, or is rolfs common sense falling like pigs?
Ed
Come, chickens! let's go find your diapers!