Happy bday to me lol
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Nijika
AliA's eighteen today—let's blow the roof off!
Bocchi
W-what if the roof actually falls? I haven't rehearsed emergency small talk…
Ikuyo
Just smile and scream Happy Birthday like you're headlining Budokan!
Ryo
Eighteen rotations around the sun—statistically insignificant, yet merchandisable.
Bocchi
I'm not hiding, I'm… acoustically buffering.
Ikuyo
Chat, scream Happy Birthday AliA in the comments—loudest gets my pick!
Nijika
Make a wish for the birthday boy—extra luck if you don't flinch at Hitori's face filter!
Ryo
AliA gets two flames—one for legal adulthood, one for sodium intake.
Bocchi
I—I think the horn just apologized for me!
Ikuyo
Three… two… ONE—!
Nijika
Happy Birthday, AliA!
Bocchi
…and sorry about the pigeon noise…
Ikuyo
The internet thinks AliA is a new VTuber… we just threw a party for a glitch.
Ryo
Next year we charge admission—mystery birthdays are profitable.
Bocchi
Happy birthday… whoever you are… please don't sue us for copyright.