Roshi's meditation gone wrong

Byakuren hijiri

Breathe through the tension, Roshi-san. Thoughts are clouds—observe, then release.

Master roshi

Clouds, right... big, fluffy, two perfect—

Byakuren hijiri

Focus on the breath, not the scenery.

Master roshi

(Don't stare, dont stare!)

Byakuren hijiri

Eyes on the third eye, Roshi-san.

Master roshi

Hard when....my third eye is growing with poverty.

Byakuren hijiri

I see meditating is proving "difficult" for you. shall we try something else?

Master roshi

Y-yes. meditating in front of such... magnificent scenery. Is one of my many flaws

Byakuren hijiri

Perhaps we switch to walking meditation?

Master roshi

Walking it is—eyes forward, Feet on autopilot.

Byakuren hijiri

Good. Ten laps round the the Island.

Byakuren hijiri

How enlightening. It seems you attempted an "arms out challenge while walking method" just when I was passing by. Unfortunately you failed.

Master roshi

(Never again. Am I gonna use meditation as an excuse to be handsy with a high priest, Who apparently. Can increase her physical strength...)