The blonde witch's secret

Reimu

The donation box isn't a liquor cabinet, Suika.

Suika

Found a twenty-yen coin and three spider webs—jackpot!

Marisa

Congrats, you're rich enough for one sip of cheap sake.

Suika

Oi, witch, when did you join the redhead club?

Reimu

Oh, that day. The Great Hair Dye Incident.

Marisa

This is—obviously—photoshop! My hair's always been sun-kissed blonde!

Reimu

Sun-kissed by a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and my leftover miko dye.

Marisa

Shut up or I'll tell everyone your real color, Purple-Top!

Reimu

Go ahead. Purple's regal; red just looked like you lost a fight with a tomato.

Suika

Wait! so both you and reimu dyed your hair!? thats adorable!

Marisa

Yeah, well, the second she dyed it, I knew we were stuck as partners in crime.

Reimu

Best prank I ever pulled—turned my rival into a blonde disaster who smiles too much.

Suika

Can the disaster help me out? I'm wedged between two unopened bills and a frog.