Swipe Right And You're Back Again

Sakura

I'm tired of you avoiding me Sasuke.

Sakura

(Time to show Sasuke what he's missing.)

Sasuke

Same old profiles... wait, who's 'CherryBlossom99'? Probably someone new.

Sakura

OMG 'RavenHairRogue' just matched! He's totally my type!

Sasuke

(This girl... her profile mentions hating tomatoes and loving medical research.)

Sakura

Sending my cutest pic to RavenHairRogue!

Sasuke

I don't know who this is, but I'll keep chatting. I'm sick of Sakura.

Sakura

He just sent a new lower waist pic. That's very forward for a new chat.

Sasuke

Let's see how she likes that.

Sakura

(This is going to keep me up all night.)

Sakura

RavenHairRogue gets me way more than Sasuke ever did!

Sakura

I need to meet him. Tonight.

Sasuke

(She wants to meet? This can't happen!)

Sasuke

Maybe we should wait? I'm super shy in person...

Sakura

But I already picked my cutest outfit! Don't you want to see me?

Sasuke

(Need to buy time... what would make her wait?)

Sasuke

Send me something special first... then maybe we can meet.

Sakura

(He wants... oh my! But this feels so wrong...)

Sakura

What kind of special?

Sasuke

Surprise me. Make it worth the wait.

Sakura

(This is crazy... but he's so different from cold Sasuke.)

Sasuke

(She's actually considering it. This is perfect - she'll never know it's me.)

Sakura

(What am I doing here? This doesn't feel right... I sent RougeHairRouge my pic he said to meet him here.

Sasuke

(She actually came. This is going to be hilarious.)

Sakura

S-Sasuke?!

Sasuke

Sakura?! You're CherryBlossom99?!

Sakura

Oh my god, oh my god, this can't be happening!

Sasuke

Of all the people in Konoha... we matched with each other.

Sakura

(He's... laughing? Not running away?)

Sasuke

Guess we both needed to remember why we fell for each other in the first place.

Sakura

(He's still my Sasuke after all...)

Sakura

(The bill! We can't afford this place on our ninja stipends!)

Sasuke

My wallet's practically empty. How much do you think they charge for... everything?

Sakura

(Need to get dressed before room service arrives...)

Sasuke

Someone's coming. Sounds like... the manager?

Sakura

(Time for a tactical retreat. Sorry, not sorry!)

Sasuke

Guess we're adding 'dine and dash' to our couple activities.

Sakura

(This is insane... but at least we're insane together!)

Sasuke

Next time, we're going somewhere with a discount.