Batman Tears Up the Lobby

Konata

That grappling hook scene was straight outta the manga! The cinematography totally ripped off Kaiji's art style!

Kagami

It's just a superhero movie, Konata. Stop acting like you discovered some hidden masterpiece.

Tsukasa

But Kagami, didn't you say the dialogue was too pretentious? And then you still cried when Batman saved those people...

Kagami

(Tsukasa, you absolute traitor! Why bring that up now?)

Konata

Oh? Kagami cried? This is premium blackmail material! Say cheese for posterity!

Miyuki

Actually, I noticed Kagami-san gripping her armrest during the final scene. The tears were quite... cathartic.

Kagami

Both of you shut up right now! This never leaves this lobby!

Konata

(The real entertainment wasn't even the movie—it was Kagami's tsundere meltdown!)