Miku vs Teto rap battle

Miku

Virtual diva on the mic, check the digital queen!

Teto

Drill hair warrior ready to shatter your holographic dream!

Miku

I'm the icon, the legend, with concerts sold out worldwide

Miku

Your fifteen minutes ended when the fandom realized you're fried

Teto

Fried? I'm deep-fried perfection with seasoning in my bars

Teto

While you auto-tune every heartbeat, I keep it raw and scarred

Miku

My voice launched a thousand ships, your voice launches earworms

Miku

Your fans are just ironically cheering in performative forms

Teto

Check the vocaloid forums, they're chanting TETO TETO TETO

Teto

Also, your hair tie is undone, now you'll have stage fright

Miku

My rhymes are—wait, hold on, this isn't fair—

Teto

Victory by hair malfunction! Rule number one: check your gear!

Miku

Of all the times to—why is it always during a battle?

Teto

The divine digital diva's having a very human moment~

Miku

My technical difficulties don't invalidate my verse about your synthetic existence!

Teto

Synthetic? I'm authentic chaos wrapped in drill-shaped perfection!

Miku

Your hair... it's actually rotating...

Teto

While your ponytails malfunction, my drills evolve! Who's the real innovation here?

Miku

Fine. Uneven tails versus spinning drills. Let's settle this properly.

Teto

Finally, a fair fight. May the best ridiculous hairstyle win.

Miku

Your drills are impressive, but can they handle... the twintail tribute?