Server-Room Sleepover Heats Up Security Feed

Reagan Ridley

Global shadow government, zero-point energy, and we still buy AC units from the lowest bidder.

Ron Staedtler

Server room's a toaster oven, but the exhaust fans blow straight into the camera feed—nobody'll see us camp in there.

Reagan Ridley

You want to sleep at work? That's my move, Boy Scout.

Reagan Ridley

If I die of carbon-monoxide poisoning, I'm haunting procurement.

Ron Staedtler

I'll put your ghost on the budget report.

Reagan Ridley

Thanks for the moral gray area. Feels… cozy.

Ron Staedtler

Tomorrow we go back to good vs. evil. Tonight we're just two broke nerds stealing BTUs.

Reagan Ridley

Ron… the feed's looping our cuddle to every monitor in the building.

Ron Staedtler

Great. Nothing says 'covert' like surveillance of ourselves breaking the fourth wall.

Reagan Ridley

Beat this: I'm embedding 'Never Gonna Give You Up' at 0.25 speed. By morning they'll think we fused into one pathetic blob.

Ron Staedtler

Amateur. Let me show you government-grade obfuscation.

Reagan Ridley

Static discharge! The servers—

Ron Staedtler

Regulation 47-B: always ground yourself before... whatever this is.

Reagan Ridley

Did the coolant just... did they make it smell like a carnival?

Ron Staedtler

Your tax dollars at work. Someone in procurement has a sweet tooth.

Reagan Ridley

You beautiful rule-breaking bastard. That's... actually perfect.

Ron Staedtler

Deep State 1, Rick-roll 0. Also, I may have hacked the PA system.

Reagan Ridley

My face actually hurts. Is this what joy feels like or just heat stroke?

Ron Staedtler

Medical opinion? Terminal case of feelings. Also, security's probably watching us laugh at a sax-cat while the building burns taxpayer money.

Reagan Ridley

Let them watch. Tomorrow we overthrow capitalism, tonight we appreciate pixelated musicianship.

Ron Staedtler

Deal. But I'm billing overtime for emotional damages.