Fake Date, Real Sparks

Yor

Remember, we're supposed to be dating for this mission.

Yor

So act naturally... whatever that means for couples.

Chun-Li

This is ridiculous. I should be training, not pretending to love a spy.

Chun-Li

(But if I win this bet, I get that tournament invitation...)

Rias

Oh? But you're already holding hands. How adorable~

Rias

Though Megumin over there seems jealous of your 'relationship'.

Megumin

W-what? I'm not jealous! I just think this fake couple thing is stupid!

Megumin

(Why does my heart race when I see them together?)

Yor

The mission was to avoid suspicion... but why does this feel real?

Yor

(Her hand is so warm. Am I... actually falling for this act?)

Chun-Li

Maybe... we don't have to pretend anymore.

Chun-Li

(When did my heart start racing too?)

Megumin

Prove you're a couple—sing the lovey-dovey bridge while staring into each other's souls!

Chun-Li

(My heartbeat's louder than these speakers... focus, Chun-Li!)

Yor

I... I've never actually sung a duet before...

Chun-Li

Just follow my lead. Look at me, not the lyrics.

Rias

If the tremor in your duet hits vibrato at 0:42, I'll owe you both a favor.

Yor

(The mission parameters are dissolving... what is this feeling?)

Megumin

(Their harmony... it's actually perfect. Why does this hurt?)

Chun-Li

(When did this fake relationship become real?)

Yor

(The mission was to avoid suspicion... but why can't I breathe normally?)

Chun-Li

(This proximity... it's compromising my combat stance.)

Rias

Three... two... one. The bet's climax approaches.

Megumin

(This pain in my chest... it's not explosion magic. Why does watching them hurt?)

Yor

(Agent Briar Yor, you are compromised. But... I don't want to pull away.)

Chun-Li

The tournament invitation... doesn't matter anymore.

Rias

(Their synchronization... it's not acting. The bet backfired spectacularly.)

Megumin

(I was supposed to win the prize money... so why does it feel like I lost something precious?)